Roovival

I have had a word from the Lord.

Its time to waken England from its spiritual languishes, to raise up the common man and show him the gates of the Kingdom of God.

The plan is simple.

Get the Archbishop of Canterbury to say the Lord can heal Rooney, get it in the Sun - then its up to God to show himself or not - if it doesn't work then there's no harm done - if it does then we've get Roovival on our hands.