Onion classic

Why don't they have a public archive of onion stuff? I've been looking for this for a long while, and finally managed to find it in text form on a blog archive. It was originally in info-panel picture form...

From LOL (Laugh out Loud) to BRB (Be Right Back), Internet chat rooms have a shorthand all their own. Among the most popular abbreviations:

LODLSM: Logged on dressed like Sailor Moon

XIF: Christ, I'm fat

DYHTNTMBG?: Did you hear the new They Might Be Giants?

18/F/NYC: Pockmarked 64-year-old in bathrobe

IHTWBSAP: I have trouble with basic spelling and punctuation

JEOMK: Just ejaculated on my keyboard

NTBUSWAB: Not to bring up Star Wars again, but...

TOMTB: Taking off my training bra

CILYIMBF?: Can I lock you in my basement forever?

HOGMP: Hang on, getting more Pringles

WSTS: Weeping silently to self