Taking the piss

I'd read last week that the police were going to start charging on the spot 80 quid fines for pissing in the street. Fair enough, I thought. However I find myself out in town on Friday and the main market square toilets were closed at about 12.30. Whats that all about?

Luckily?! There was a drain at the bottom of the stairs before the roller shutters that I could avail myself of. It was only when I thought back yesterday that I could have been charged for doing so. Sounds like a perfect money making scheme to me!