Time to move abroad

Those living in the East Midlands are the most enthusiastic shoppers, while young people in East Anglia and the South-West the least.

WTF? I'll see if I can find the Matthew Fox samples about western society, "we're bored and we're violent" (Found some). What can I do to stop this bull5hit with the kids? Unfortunately for James buy nothing day is on his birthday. Oops, might not be able to sell that one.